Should Emily Maynard be forgot,and never brought to mind?
Should old Jef Holm be forgot,
and auld lang syne?
Happy new year, Bachelor Nation! The year 2018 has arrived and, with it, yet another brutal, frigid winter. But since President Donald Trump removed climate change from the list of global threats (We did it! Take that, Mother Nature!), the only heat I'm concerned with exists in the engines of more than two dozen women. And Arie Luyendyk Jr. is about to rev them up good.
Happy new year, Bachelor Nation! The year 2018 has arrived and, with it, yet another brutal, frigid winter. But since President Donald Trump removed climate change from the list of global threats (We did it! Take that, Mother Nature!), the only heat I'm concerned with exists in the engines of more than two dozen women. And Arie Luyendyk Jr. is about to rev them up good.
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